January 2012
11 posts
Jesse made me a mix cd and titled it "Boner Jams...
I am so in love with him.
Dominic and I just had a contest to find the worst...
Neither of us won, because we both won.
December 2011
8 posts
Anonymous asked: You are absolutely beautiful.
Anonymous asked: I have a riddle for you: my name starts with a "J" and ends in "fuck you, cunt."
Anonymous asked: Hold on. Let me call you, wait for you to tell me you love me, then hang up on you. HashtagPASSIVEAGGRESSIVEBITCHIREALLYHATETHISHASHTAGSHIT.
Anonymous asked: I love you the most.
November 2011
9 posts
SPOILER ALERT:
jaylenna:
I’m actually Haley and Jesse’s child, and I’m here from the future to turn Jesse straight so he marries Haley and gets her pregnant with me.
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I wish we never fucked.
And I mean that.
But not really. You say the nastiest shit in bed and it’s fucking awesome.
My Christmas List:
Subscription to National Geographic
Subscription to Time
Wooden tea chest with various teas
Life is so exciting.
jess.: I just found the birthday card that Haley... →
ificouldopenmyeyes:
“Finally, I had an occasion fit for a mixtape. Jesse, you seriously are the best friend I’ve ever had. I’m so glad we met this year, because I can’t imagine not having had you around in the 9th grade (or 10th, or 11th, or 12th). I hope we have many more years of giggling inappropriately and…
Oh, shit. I think I forgot to say “Happy birthday, Jess.”
Holy Shit.
I just applied to Harvard. What a day.
October 2011
13 posts
Dear Mr. Donehoo,
If at least 6 people ask you for an extension on this project, will you give us more time?
I don’t want to do it.
Fondly,
Hal
Sexy new mix. Get it, y'all. →
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September 2011
8 posts
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August 2011
20 posts
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